sexy pirate, and a sexy detective wearing a sexy deerstalker. There is a sexy Super Girl, a sexy Snow White, a sexy Strawberry Shortcake, and a sexy Little Bo Peep, not to mention a sexy Dorothy, a sexy Glinda, a sexy Scarecrow, and a sexy Cowardly Lion (imposerous!). Submarine Sally is sexy sailor. Backdraft Babe is a sexy firefighter. Officer Tara U. Clothesoff is a sexy policewoman, who should probably investigate whichever Girl Scout troop has a sexy girl scout (Don't Touch My Cookies) offering up her thin mints. You want sexy American history? Perhaps Pocahottie (sexy Pocahontas) or Pilgrim's Pleasure (sexy pilgrim) is for you. These are some of the women's disguises hanging on the walls of a Manhattan costume shop I visited last week, a place whose sexy costume section has a sexy costume for everyone. You can be a sexy French maid (Upstairs Maid, Francesca the Maid, Maid My Day), or you can be a sexy cat, or you can be both — Maid PurrFect — at the same sexy time.